Life is like a fortune cookie, you didnt ask for it, you don't quite know who made it, and yet it's there anyway. You're hopeful there's something good in there (like it used to be) - but it's probably just full of lucky numbers and empty aphorisms.
Dude I think the uber's here
Did you bring cash? I forgot to tip
What? wh... how do you forget?
I don't know, I guess I just buy so much coffee that I'm used to not tipping.
You don't tip for coffee?
WHY the hell shoul...
because the service industry needs tips to LIVE
A parking meter asked me to tip the other day, That's crazy
You don't tip for public services?